Well, in the past twenty four hours, I've had my front bumper destroyed via the time honored tradition of the hit and run, movers show up on 30 minutes notice, and killed the President of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?

The first person to correctly identify the film and speaker referenced above wins either a dollar or magical mystery prize. Also, two of the three assertions made about my past twenty four hours are true. Which two? Only I know......