True fact one: America now is proudly home to more shopping malls than High Schools. Unfortunately, we have yet to discover a way to buy our outsourced jobs back.

True fact two: Starbucks carries several CDs that are appealing to me. I feel somewhat dirty.

After being up till four last night, I took half an ambien tonight. It has apparently "kicked in" because I walked into a wall twice while attempting to get a drink of water. I take this as a sign that it is time to hit the hay and let ambien work its sleepcooking magic.